Who's Afraid of Music?

Anything, everything, all at once.

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

(Source: mysharona1987, via sellestiall)

I just woke up and thought, “Let’s sew the fitted sheet to the bottom of the comforter.”

I just woke up and thought, “Let’s sew the fitted sheet to the bottom of the comforter.”

(Source: bodyfluids, via yohjiyamahomo)

darrenpillowscriss:

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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yohjiyamahomo:

had a dream that a jewel osco employee tried to mug me by throwing me down one of the outdoor stair cases near all the bougie apartments near the lake and then when I resisted, he shot me. so maybe I won’t go grocery shopping today.